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Some Suggestions

For men seeking women on craigslist, according to recent posts:

-post a picture of your dog

-ask for help with Christmas shopping

-inquire as to the location of the REAL ladies

-all caps, all the time

-post a photo that is not you [peace sign, globe, waterfall]

-offer to pay the rent of a female [unused airline tickets and tickets to the Transiberian Orchestra also work]

-photo of abs only

-boast of massage skills/offer only massage, use common stock photos

-say that you’re bored

GOOD LUCK!

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